A Fiskateer Lives Here

I was checking out the Fiskateer forum and there was a mention of a
“Fiskars Sighting” event.  If you see someone using a Fiskars product,
you document it and send to Fiskars.  I think they were looking for
product placement events in the media.  That got me to thinking how
many Fiskars tools do I have.  I’m thinking I should open a store.

Ten regular scissors, 3 deco scissors, 3 craft knives, over 20 Shape
Templates, 2 Shape cutters, 6 trimmers, 5 rulers, and a bunch more. 
Understand, I’m the only one using these tools and I use them all. 
Well, I use them when I can find them.  If I can’t find one I have to
go buy another one, which usually results in finding the one I couldn’t
find.

Problem Solving

 

1. Open a new folder on your computer.

2. Name the folder “problem” (whatever your problem is).

3. Save folder to desktop.

4. Select “problem” folder.

5. Drag the folder to Recycle Bin.

6. Computer will ask you. “Do you really want to get rid of “problem?”

7. Click yes.

 

Now then, don’t you feel better?

 

 

 

My New Blog

So this is my new blog.  It will take me a while to dress it up. Hopefully the support here will ease the learning curve, but I also have some extra help if I need it.  One of my real problems is that I read stuff so fast and act on what I thought I read, but left out a word or two so it ends up wrong.

As most of my friends know, I enjoy good humor.  I just got this today;

Sad News To Report

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.